Hey to both of my readers,
As you know, I been lookin’ for Madame B. in my own way - about to step offworld in my Mobile Transit Housing Searchin’ System and search about the multiverse, and I know just where to look, it’s all pretty simple when you do some figurin’. And I been figurin’ hard, like the time that person at my door said meybe I didn’t ask to get my ducks cleaned, but they had a feelin’ maybe it was about time.
Well, it was a pretty dank cave so’s I had it just so, and after we had some lunch and a beer I sent them duck cleaners on their way. Ducks seemed to take some joy from that escape from the washin’. It was like that but different in the sense that, well, s’all different, really. Coulda used some yak cleaning, a’corse, but they kep’ on sayin’ nope sirree.
Madame B. was sorta shoved out into the multiverse and she decided to go learn up on magik, so I figured she’s pretty smart ‘bout that magic, so’s she would naturally head to a place what has lots of the magik what might seem hard. A’corse I been learnin’ the magic fer less time than most, I suppose, so all the magik seems pretty hard to me. Iffn I had written down my breakthrough thinkerin’ I’da been marking’ it down here again. But it was about languages of vast complexity, and I giggled, thinkin’ “English, a’corse” but it weren’t that at all, not really. So’s I went to the non-English places, pretty simple really.
Dragons; dragons is powerful magik with the wings and dangerous-like, from the fact that they like to eat things and sometimes you are just a thing, iffn I’m not being too subtle. So’s I went to this world with dragon. Maybe dragons, s’not like I look fer ‘em. Madame B. likes the dragons, and steps lively ‘round ‘em, I’m expectin’, but she’s possibly fer sure on this world. And you know her, the difficulter the magik, the … the something … ta-dah.
The best secret caves is behind waterfalls. And the toughest magik is likely stored in secret caves, pretty simple, it’s them core-elations, right? I found the best waterfall on the world and walked right into it. Wish I had a slightly different ending to my Moment of Deep Insight, but no. Mostly I feel cleaner and have eliminated one waterfall from a plentitube of choices. However this place is loaded with magik, I must be closing in on Madame B. :)
I am carefully studying this clearly magical contraptionation, sparkly, whirly lights, arcade shapes, and otherwise just ‘ttractive decoratin’. Iffn a small cafe was nestled nearby, I’m supposin’ she might hang about. I carefully check for bootprints in the dirt. I add a bit of water hopin’ fer the native mud, which is everybody’s friend. Nuthin’ :| it’s not unlike washin’ a yak. Pointless and, well it ain’t smelly, so there’s that.
I did the figurin’, and Madame B. has a few more choices here fer the difficult magik. I don’ get most of it, but I do get that when I do magik, there’s lots of light and noise, but the light tends to be monchromatastically explosive-ish. So’s the colorful, quiet light must be the difficult stuff, magically-speakin’.
I stared at this until that glass of ice tea I found in the palace made me wish I hadn’t gulped it down after all, like the sign said, “Don’t Drink Me.” Iffn I had a 20% of a monetary unit every time I was told that, I’d have LOTS of partial monetary units, pretty sure, really. Faded my pants a bit, too. Mind you, this place had a Clothing Optional tag in the land description thingy, and that how I dress, not really clothing.
But it’s about Madame B., and her really well done magic journey. She has found some tough magic, fer sure, and it may not be here, magical as it is. So I have narrowed the plentitube in a ‘nother way.
Not here … wisht it were so
Not a person imitating an elephant after all. Gotta get close to figure it … pretty nice up close … my bum was never that hard, mind you.
Magic is so bright gotta wear shades, but no Madame B.
Other worlds, ‘nother find the vehicle system, coax the vehicle to start, hope the fridge ain’t on the blinker circuit sort of thingy.
I will find you, Madame B. I’m feelin’ pretty simple already.
(Artist’s conceptualization of Trey huntin’ Madame B. Maybe he needs a cape and a flashlight. Trey - stop editing our image titles. And a friend, like an otter, and angry otter with sumthin’ to prove!)